Healthy Crap Tote Color:Red Handles Wear it with pride and

Wear it with pride and show the world that you're living in the untamed

you'll have everyone questioning your maturity level

it ensures comfort for your toddler's adventures

the phrase 'Did You America Today

stand proud

Healthy Crap Tote Color:Red Handles Wear it with pride andThis is the ultimate accessory for anyone who's ever tried to pass off their love of libations as a juice cleanse. Crafted from durable materials, this bag can handle your heaviest 'health drinks' (read: wine bottles) with ease. The bag sports a cheeky phrase that playfully acknowledges our wellness aspirations but let's be real, it's mostly filled with alcohol. Generously sized to accommodate everything from your 'fermented grape juice' to 'distilled